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all your base are belong to us
A true classic. My only regret is that I cant link it in the original shockwave.
Maybe I can help then:
https://archive.org/details/allyourbase
Oh, sorry we’re base 22
And it works just as well, if we reverse the roles:
🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨
🪨Human: There are 11 rocks.
Alien: Oh, you must be using base A. See, I use base 10.
Human: No, I use base 10. What is base A?
(hexadecimal)
Roman : There are XI rocks.
Based.
So should I be saying base 9+1?
for that one alien, you may say :
“base 3 + 3 + 3 + 1”
For universal other sentient beings, say :
“base 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
+ 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1”I think the best way I’ve seen was to just poke the number of holes in the dirt or draw a picture, labeling them until you get to your base switching moment.
“I’m 16, but in base 1, I’m 10000000000000000 years old. My ID just needs to be updated.”
Since in base 2 you have two numerals that are (0, 1) …
Then, in base 1 you would have only one numeral.
if it was (1) then you could write :
( , 1, 11, 111, ...)
With a sign (-) for negative numbers :
( ..., -111, -11, -1, , 1, 11, 111, ... )
Alien has 4 fingers…nice touch
You mean 10 fingers
Oh, you must be using base 4. You see, Phoenix alpha uses base 10.
That’s base 22, for all the base 10 users out there.
There are only 10 types of people:
the ones that expected a binary joke, and
the ones that expected a ternary joke, and
the ones that expected a quartenary joke, and
…
We have N fingers, naturally.
…and all of them are using base 10.
Oh fuck oh shit I’m too high to handle this RN!
1, 2, 3, 10, 11, 12, 13, 20, 21, 22, 23, 30…
Is this from the Hail Mary trailer?
Amaze! jazz hands
Only works in written form. Unless the alien says the number as one-zero.
Also, in a bijective number system, every base is 11. (they don’t have 0)
No. If you write 11 in base b, bijective number system or not, that’s b+1, not b.
There is nothing about 10 in its pronounced form that means it HAS to come after 9.
Base 4 but indexes start at 1
A base-neutral system for naming numbering systems (by jan Miseli) is my favorite solution for this problem.
This post made me decide to go to sleep because I’m too fucking tired for this shit
Thanks
“You must mean Base 22”
