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ekZepp@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 months ago

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    The shark got me so good. Just… “om.”

  • OpenStars@piefed.social
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    Skill issue, git guud (MAJOR /s … mostly)

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    What’s up with the Rust hate? If anything they should be the flat bar under AWS.

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      What’s up with the Rust hate?

      The Rust community keeps trying to rewrite key pieces of Linux that aren’t broken.

      They probably have the right idea, in the long run, but it’s still fun to give them a hard time about it.

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        I think the real issue isn’t the rewrites, it’s the fact that Ubuntu started using the new Rust coreutils even though they weren’t ready for production yet. uutils hasn’t even reached version 1.0 yet, and still fails some compatibility tests.

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          It’s an intermediate release, so the perfect time for Ubuntu to evaluate uutils for their next LTS

          • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I’ve heard this argument before, and it makes no sense. You evaluate new core components internally as part of developing your distro, not in releases because “they’re not LTS”

            • enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works
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              Canonicals non-LTS releases are basically shitty betas. No one sane uses them in production or on their desktop.

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            LTS is supposed to contain stable components though. They really should wait for a stable (1.0) release before committing to it.

    • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Mostly the circlejerk about how memory safety magically fixes all security holes for me

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    Glad I remain the cutest point of failure!

    • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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      They’re disconnecting like rabbits!

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    And it always flips aws/cloudflare with the unpaid open source devs. In reality the former keeps failing while the latter doesnt.

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      Aws/Clousdfare are both large, pentagonal blocks that span through all the width.

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        That makes no sense. It’s a chart of what stuff is built on. Cloudflare isnt built on aws, and same for AWS though AWS does have services that use Cloudflare. They’re distinct and should not be stacked.

  • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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    • zaknenou@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      wow, what did you use for this simulation ?

      • ‮redirtSdeR@lemmy.world
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        only the finest tool, algodoo

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    Needs to incorporate this truth in the next iteration:

    “All modern communication would collapse if about 50 people, most of which are furries, decided to turn their pager off for a day”

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      Probably a little tasteless but this plane flying into that stack à la 9-11.

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        All the furries in one plane should constitute as national security issue.

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        You say tasteless I say dark humour

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          I’ve learned that not many appreciate how dark my humour is.

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      This is demonstrably false. Correction:

      most of whom are furries

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        Your right.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          No your other right.

          • InnerScientist@lemmy.world
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            our right

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          *y’r’e’u’o

        • everett@lemmy.ml
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          s/\(r\)\ /\'\1e\ /g

          (I think, lol.)

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      All your internet traffic is likely going through at least one network administered by a furry. It seems like there’s a much higher proportion of furries in network admin and cybersecurity jobs compared to IT/tech jobs in general.

      • BanMe@lemmy.world
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        it’s the 'tism.

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          'tis 'tism.

          'tisism.

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        This just made me realize that the first time I heard the term “furry” was from the network guy I used to work with 20 some years ago .

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      “Step 1: befriend furries to establish interim Intranet once modern communication infrastructure collapses.”

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      I’m pretty sure there are some bronies in this group too. Or are they considered as a subset?

      Hope my wording and question doesn’t offend anyone.

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      A giant hand holding everything and the hand is furry

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    the C and fiber layers should be swapped, fragility-wise

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      Found the Rust programmer

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    • Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org
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      Hey, you put an additional arrow at the wrong threaded thing, now it can do its job!

    • mmmac@lemmy.zip
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      The fish yern for the nuclear waste

  • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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    It looks like the AI screw jack is reverse threaded which wouldn’t be evident until you begin turning it – which actually isn’t a bad metaphor for today’s AI.

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    What is the meaning of the white fish ?

    • Saprophyte@lemmy.world
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      He’s swimming past an undersea fiber optic cable.

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    mfw me running a tor node for my russian buddies to spin up torrenting site out of my mom basement in the alps.

  • ch00f@lemmy.world
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Npm_left-pad_incident

    • Eq0@literature.cafe
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      Wow! I’m quite annoyed that it was fixed by restoring the previous package while the author had explicitly deleted it. That seems contrary to the laymen interpretation of code ownership

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      npm is a bunch of cucks. Folded to the lawyer threats immediately but ignored the authors wish to remove his work off platform, and made sure it’s no longer possible?

      I have to remember never to use them to share my code. God bless I’m not a node dev.

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      Wtf.

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        I love how the NPM CEO gave him the tool/command to remove all his work from the platform. What a dummy.

        I also support the idea that he should be allowed to remove his work. It should have been republished according to the license. With a forked new name. IMO. But I know what a nightmare that would be.

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    MOAR

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    This implies removing the unpaid opensource developers balances out The AI in short term and idk how to feel ahout that.

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      Nah, the angle would be too aggressive - unless the boards have an extremely high friction coefficient, they would slide off to the right (along with anything on top of them).

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