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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

Linux Virus

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Linux Virus

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I love this story, and I also love slowly watching the image quality descent to jpeg

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    2 months ago

    I feared I was going to laugh out loud and wake up the lady of the house. Its hilarious!

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    Viruses absolutely exists for Linux, extremely severe ones too.

    • LadyCajAsca [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      true, but this is funny too

    • BoblinTheGoblin [none/use any]@hexbear.net
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      I don’t see where it’s implied they don’t?

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    So the strategy works!
    Just need to open a bitcoin wallet now and add it as a resource file in an executable that seems like it would be a malware and “report” it to someone who will do this stuff.

  • herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
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    Sounds about right

  • Matt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloud
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    That sounds about right, maybe they should have not used AI to make it lol

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