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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 天前

I created the weirdest political compass

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I created the weirdest political compass

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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 天前
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  • cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de
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    20 天前

    If everything written in those “obsolete” languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

    • Adalast@lemmy.world
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      20 天前

      That doesn’t stop them from being obsolete, it just means that people who have the “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality can get fucked.

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      20 天前

      The huge gap between “obsolete” versus “legacy”

  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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    20 天前

    How is cobol toy wasn’t it made for military?

  • jkercher@programming.dev
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    20 天前

    Odin mentioned!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    21 天前

    Where’s Latin and Summerian? 🤔

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 天前

      Are those programming languages?

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        21 天前

        They could have been. 😌

      • marcos@lemmy.world
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        20 天前

        I’m not sure “computer” was even a profession back at that time.

        • Adalast@lemmy.world
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          20 天前

          The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        20 天前

        Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you’re debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

  • marsza@lemmy.cafe
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    20 天前

    Typescript, a language. Hah.

    • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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      20 天前

      In what way is typescript not a language?

      • marsza@lemmy.cafe
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        20 天前

        It’s JavaScript with sugar added.

        • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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          20 天前

          So? That still makes it a language.

          • marsza@lemmy.cafe
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            20 天前

            Your mother is a language.

  • littlebigendian@lemmy.zip
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    18 天前

    The hardest hitting rage bait I’ve seen all year

  • Scroll Responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org
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    20 天前

    Where Perl?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      20 天前

      Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

  • lime!@feddit.nu
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    20 天前

    i like how you’ve managed to include just a single non-procedural language, and it’s the most interesting one by far, and you’re calling it obsolete. says a lot.

    • slst@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Prolog, right? I really love it

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    20 天前

    The only way Assembly will be obsolete is if there were no new chips processor models being created.

    Every time a new architecture or a new instruction group is announced, it has to be bootstrapped into the C compiler.

  • Awkwardparticle@programming.dev
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    21 天前

    Why is it missing Haskell?

    • goatinspace@feddit.org
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      21 天前

      And Perl

      • aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com
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        21 天前

        and Scala

        • EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip
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          21 天前

          And Lisp?

  • ozymandias117@lemmy.world
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    21 天前

    How are you defining “Obsolete” vs “Nu”?

    e.g. Brainfuck from 1993 is all the way to Nu, while D (2001) and Rust (2012) are less “Nu”?

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      21 天前

      Also, what the hell is “nu” supposed to mean?

      • tatterdemalion@programming.dev
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        20 天前

        Funny that nushell is not on here.

      • ulterno@programming.dev
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        20 天前

        Maybe short for “Nouveau”.
        The “ouvea” being removed:P

      • subterfuge@lemmy.world
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        21 天前

        OP probably lived through the mid-1990s rise of “nu-metal” bands like Linkin Park

      • Mika@sopuli.xyz
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        21 天前

        Nude 😳

  • ]|-' ([ ]) ]|\|[ ']['@ieji.de
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    21 天前

    @ZILtoid1991 well, according to this, I’ll learn Go.

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      21 天前

      I started using Go a few months ago, I’m loving it so far. Simple, gets the job done, stays out of your way.

      • aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com
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        21 天前

        Except for the thousands of lines of boilerplate 🤷‍♂️

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 天前

      What do you looking for in a programming language? Maybe I can suggest something better.

      • rooroo@feddit.org
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        21 天前

        I’m sure everyone can suggest something better regardless of what they’re looking for in a programming language.

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    21 天前

    It wouldn’t be a good compass if nobody had strong issues with it:

    1. System vs Toy is not opposed to each other. Should have been system vs abstract or useful vs toy or whatever
    2. Where LISP? Best language missing makes graph bad
    • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world
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      21 天前

      I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

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        Haskell’s also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that’s probably most because the axes are kinda bad.

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    I don’t get what toy lang means?

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 天前

      The opposite of system language, especially as many scripting languages have “beginner” features, like a single number type instead of integers and floats, dynamic types.

      • hperrin@lemmy.ca
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        20 天前

        I would call that a high level language. Like, the further you abstract from the hardware, the higher level the language.

        Calling it a “toy” language implies that it isn’t useful. You have languages in there that are incredibly useful, like SQL, that basically run the entire internet.

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      19 天前

      For playing with, rather than ‘serious’ projects

  • Eiri@lemmy.ca
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    21 天前

    Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

    Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 天前

      Did the same with D’s superset, betterC.

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        20 天前

        betterC is a subset… 🤦

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