Fuck, I forgot this year. Life comes at you fast and you just gotta keep taking the blows day by day.
If Christmas can escape outside of December, Halloween gets to haunt us year round as well.
It kinda used to, but it lost the fight against christmas since the second one is less doomeric.
My kids agree because of
People keep talking about the war on Christmas. This is victim blaming. In fact, Christmas fights its way earlier and earlier in the year
The war on Christmas must not end until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November.
I heard my first Christmas Carol on the radio the second week of September this year. I’m ready to burn it all down.
The Two Season Solution has always been a lie
That’s an untapped market!
I believe today is actually the sixty-fifth of the month.
The seventy-second is next Sunday.
You mean the seventy-secoth
When’s the 69nd?
In four days dumbass.
Seventy secondth
“Seventy-Twoth”
Sixty-twelfth?
what are you? french?
