There’s this little robin that hangs out in my back yard, it’s so tiny and cute. One day I was outside in the yard and it was on a table nearby checking me out. I extended my hand and it sat on it, for a second I was totally amazed at what happened. Then it shat all over my hand and fucked right off.
At the top of a mountain I climb for training there are birbs that will swoop down out of the trees and take grapes right out of your hands if you hold your hand up with a grape in it. It’s quite amazing! I haven’t been crapped on yet though.
There’s this little robin that hangs out in my back yard, it’s so tiny and cute. One day I was outside in the yard and it was on a table nearby checking me out. I extended my hand and it sat on it, for a second I was totally amazed at what happened. Then it shat all over my hand and fucked right off.
That is how birds do.
At the top of a mountain I climb for training there are birbs that will swoop down out of the trees and take grapes right out of your hands if you hold your hand up with a grape in it. It’s quite amazing! I haven’t been crapped on yet though.