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minus-squarekameecoding@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoJava is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these. Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.
minus-squareHiddenLayer555@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-224 hours agoDoes Java have an elegant way of compiling to native machine code now? Genuinely asking.
minus-squarekameecoding@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agoNot java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/ I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.
minus-squarea baby duck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoA language is only as enjoyable as the hellish legacy projects that you’ll actually spend your time maintaining.
minus-squareknexcar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoThat’s why the Java programmer looks happier in the “after” pic. Not as much as Python but it’s still there.
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoThe jpeg is strong, but if you look closely she is covered with scabs and sores.
Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.
Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.
Does Java have an elegant way of compiling to native machine code now? Genuinely asking.
Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/
I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.
A language is only as enjoyable as the hellish legacy projects that you’ll actually spend your time maintaining.
That’s why the Java programmer looks happier in the “after” pic. Not as much as Python but it’s still there.
The jpeg is strong, but if you look closely she is covered with scabs and sores.
Checks out