I didn’t try to do ANYTHING

I woke up today and SOME TOASTY TRISCUIT was SCREAMING ON TELEVISION ABOUT ALLIGATORS EATING MEN for legal reasons so I picked up a mallet and beat the shit out of a motherboard screaming THIS IS AN XBOX THIS IS AN XBOX THIS IS AN XBOX

I AM BLEEDING

THIS IS AN XBOX

GOD IS DEAD

I disowned my dad because he suggested “windows” as a solution for the home and I DONT FUCKING CARE IF HE MEANT REAL WINDOWS ON A HOUSE I’M DONE

  • alaphic@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Well… In light of this thread, I’m certainly not gonna be able to look at Gamepass the same way now, at least…

    dat haptic fredback

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