I want to know what the wet spot represents please.

In the words of the infamous Edith Massey, playing Aunt Ida in Female Trouble;

I worry that you’ll work in an office! Have children! Celebrate wedding anniversaries! The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life!

Me at karaoke night at the gay bar.

I’m not even gay and I feel this way. I have to go to queer parties just to meet some sane and normal people.

Still a perfect brick 👌✌️