- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
That’s $400k worth of house and $500k worth of windows. Lotta big custom glass in there.
So much about vibe coding and yet I have not seen any (working) application or project made by utilizing it.
Well, I wonder why…
Because we are too busy winning! I’m a mech e not a programmer. I’ve built several incredibly useful things: gui production database viewer analyzer, data processing programs, an advanced machine controller, and many others. Could have never done this stuff on my own and would have pissed off a programmer if I they were the ones doing it and product wouldn’t be as intuitive. AI doesn’t complain if it has to rebuild the whole thing because I change my mind. It’s faster than anything at getting me the results I want.
That house is in the “so bad, it’s good” category. Vibe coders can only aspire to such things.
If this house took 2 days to build and costs 5k, I’ll take it.
In this market absolutely. One could easily flip it to $500k in a couple days.
It wOrKs
I’m sure the owner’s laptop has Windows on it, too.
I’ll see myself out…
That is an accurate representation of my projects. I’m not a vibe coder 😭
Groverhaus is a vibe coder built house. Load bearing drywall.
That house looks like it’s begging to be mercy killed.
That looks like the Hundertwasserhaus’s evil twin
This looks like a real house and I’m pretty sure it’s not built by a vibe coder so I call shenanigans.
Talking to my structural engineer friend about the way we build software makes him sad every time. And I’m not even talking about vibe coding. Yet.
“schizophrenic little children with auto-immune diseases and we don’t beat them when they’re bad.” Hahahahah
You absolutely can regex (some) html if you sanitize and maybe convert it beforehand.
Btw, why are parsers always built to support the whole thing and maybe throw an error on or just consume unsupported shenanigans? That’s how you get security vulnerabilities in picture formats. Instead of just picking the things you support and ignoring the rest.
You always have to balance: Do you want the user to have “some” user experience, or none at all.
In the case of image viewers or browsers or stuff, it’s most often better to show the user something, even if it isn’t perfect, than to show nothing at all. Especially if it’s an user who can’t do anything to fix the broken thing at all.
That said, if the user is a developer who is currently developing the solution, then the parser should be as strict as possible, because the developer can fix stuff before it goes into production.
Inaccurate. That house has decent structural integrity despite being a cruel joke made by the architect, vibe code could never
Locks probably work too.
False: it is not also on fire. That’s how I can tell this is AI.
Does it stay up? Yes.
Can you sleep in it? Technically
Does it have running electricity and water? (Optional anyway)
Another big win for vibe coders. Pack it up, we’re taking the W home.