One that is way too short
beads
Fuck you, I love it!
Holy fuck I need this
You and me both.
My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.
In their hair
Well that’s a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.
Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I’m striking out right now.
A photo of yourself, naked, in that very shower. With your dick enlarged to a comical size. (Or shrunk.) (Yes this is a gender neutral suggestion.)
window blinds
This is our shower curtain.
Ha same!
Brilliant, no notes.
Velvet.
- Take a normal shower curtain and have at it with a long kitchen knife. The knife cuts won’t let very much water through so it will still be effective as a shower curtain.
- Take a stray can of red paint and spray be a few two or three long strokes across it.
- Only attach the rings of one end to the shower rail up to one half at most. Break the remaining rings and leave them on the bathroom floor.
damn, ai :(
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
One of the nuclear waste warnings.
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages
“This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”
I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.
human skin
I’m sure there are hentai shower curtains
