The last 2 can be mitigated by just plugging in a different keyboard, the second one by just pulling the drive, the first doesn’t really need mitigation, but nothing a $5 wrench won’t solve.
I guess it’s possible for the keyboard itself to handle that, but I’ve set that up in the OS on both windows and Linux machines. And when I replaced a shitty keyboard with a better one just a little while ago, it had Dvorak already as the default layout.
Ok, so I happen to be the paragon of security through obscurity.
Come at me bruh
My keycaps are Morse code
Hey, me too!
The last 2 can be mitigated by just plugging in a different keyboard, the second one by just pulling the drive, the first doesn’t really need mitigation, but nothing a $5 wrench won’t solve.
gets hit with wrench
cums “h-harder daddy~”
“well shit, now wtf do we do?”
“if you don’t give the password I’m gonna stop” 🤷♂️
“B-but I’m into orgasm denial too” 🥺
After that point, you don’t want to know what is in the laptop anyway
But, that’s also when morbid curiosity kicks in~
That was the exact password.
You can stop now
“My $5 wrench says you better start installing Windows.”
“Sure thing, just let me wipe the drive in the process…”
Keymap isn’t going to change automatically by plugging in a new keyboard…
This guy xkcds:
The key map tends to apply to all keyboards.
Depends on your keyboard. I have the kind where you can quick switch with a key combination.
I guess it’s possible for the keyboard itself to handle that, but I’ve set that up in the OS on both windows and Linux machines. And when I replaced a shitty keyboard with a better one just a little while ago, it had Dvorak already as the default layout.
Switching to Dvorak caused the gratifying result of people that would just start trying to use your keyboard without being absolutely befuddled.
Apparently I am too…
I used my own modified colemak layout for some time.
Linux+i3+emacs+dvorak+querty_mech_kbd
damn it. I am “one of those dudes”