- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I can sense AI now.
Pessimist has only one arm
The engineer: The glass is two times bigger than it needs to be.
More like 44567
Best I can do is 7.45678e17
Is that like an error code for excel?
Nah just stupid number formatting, my UPCs regularly turn into scientific notation or my UOM automatically convert to a string =“12” which ruins math operations so first I have to make a helper column =NUMBERVALUE([@UOM]).
Or being unable to convert datetime to a simple date for date calculations without loading the table into power query and transforming it there. You can change the format into short date but if the actual value is datetime it will still throw an error but now the type issue is hidden, so have fun reading docs and troubleshooting until you realize your mistake :)
You can make a date from a datetime in cell A1 with
=Date(year(A1), month(A1), day(A1))
Who asked the glass?
the AI that generated the image!
oh cmon this is just a line drawing, surely no one asked an AI to create a line drawing right?
maibe
in my experience, tineye doesn’t find any matches ever
It used to be good. Maybe it’s been enshitified. I couldn’t see the business model.
I also noticed how it suddenly went from great to crap.
But the real reason I think is ironically AI. It used to be that you could easily crawl the web, but after the AI craze, images suddenly became valuable to crawl and every website gets bombarded by scrapers, and are adding more and more countermeasures to make it more difficult, so tineye’s own image scraper probably can’t compete with them and so can’t find any new images
I actually have no idea, it just looks like an AI drawing to me. The fact that the glass is answering makes it a bit sus
yeah I agree there’s a lot of things off, like the glass speaking, it being way too big and the inconsistency in the way the people are drawn
it’s funny how you can tell at a glance exactly what model generated this image, just based off the background color
you
No I can’t. Have you considered you might be beyond normal smart about this stuff?
The old way of saying that is close to obsolete. One now must take it from context whether the “you” means you or one.
well it’s supposed to be the “passive” you (or “indeterminate” you)
but I think anyone can learn to notice the pattern of comics with this particular odd color style (assuming you would want to learn it for some reason, and if we ignore color blindness or other similar problems etc)
just based off the background color
… white?
technically I guess it’s between Cosmic latte and Desert sand
…I had to look those up but it’s definitely not a plain white
Also why is the glass talking wtf?
Well which one is this one? (This was a crosspost so I don’t know lmao)
The new one by openai, “gpt-4o image generation”
Yesterday I laughed at this, today Excel stripped leading zeros from a sheet of UPCs and converted them to floating point.
Also format as Text apparently means nothing
Scientists rename human genes to stop Microsoft Excel from misreading them as dates
Sometimes it’s easier to rewrite genetics than update Excel
Aug 6, 2020
https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/6/21355674/human-genes-rename-microsoft-excel-misreading-dates
Best thing is, they introduced some settings to turn that auto-conversion off and they don’t work 🤣 can’t make that stuff up.
I mean, I know of a Microsoft product that allows for a batch import of data provided in an Excel file. You need to use their template file. Which, when used, automatically formats all dates the American way, ignoring your locale settings. Depending on which date is first encountered on import (e.g. which date you entered in the first line) then designates whether the whole file is imported with dates read as MM/DD/YYYY or DD/MM/YYYY.
You start your list on January 1st? It will import everything as MM/DD/YYYY then. You start you list on e.g. January 22nd? DD/MM/YYYY it is then. Good luck getting that import running without errors…
MM/DD/YYYY
DD/MM/YYYY
Both of these are the wrong way to format dates.
Nothing works in Excel. Excel will do what it wants.
But that doesn’t stop the MS support and a thousand stupid people from claiming “oh, you just have to format it as text, are you dumb or what”…
I admire that glass’s self confidence
January second for the Yanks.
What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??
Look bud, you can’t call it “February second” in conversation, write it down as “Second February” in writing, and then get mad at us Yanks about it. Pick a lane.
No, you misunderstand. I’m in America. But ISO 8601 standard 4 Life!
You’re assuming that I’m not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!
I usually do mine solitarily.
Usually.
Sounds like you’re walking a metaphorical minefield
Occasionally, he does mine with others.
12/31/9999
Oh, so THAT’S why they brought Excel into this! I didn’t make the connection and just thought Excel would even consider a glass of water a date.
A human artist might have said “1/2 full” instead of “half full” but LLMs don’t understand jokes so there’s no hope they’ll be able to make the joke easier
Oh my god.
Jesus christ.
I was thinking, “nah, that seems nitpicky, I’m sure a real person could write either.” But that is the entire setup for the punchline. I’m gonna rip my hair out.
Ban slop!
Are you talking about AI or excel?
Someone explain to me why i have a sense for ai? This is like the fourth time this week i see an ai image and i spotted it even tho at first i hadnt seen the mistakes the ai made. Something just feels off in ai pictures and i cant really pin down what it is. But when i see one i can just spot it for some reason.
I noticed that the new image model doesn’t like pure white backgrounds.
It’s become such a reliable tell that I’m genuinely curious why AI seem to think that cartoon images MUST look like they’re drawn on old paper.
How do you determine that something is AI?
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So, vibes basically.
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The glass is also weirdly large considering it looks like it should be at roughly the same distance as the people.
The glass is also speaking, as opposed to a third person.
Why the fuck is the glass talking
Freedom of speech I assume.
Or Jan-2
Ew
The glass is half foal.
Hard to belle-ieve
