Whats DIS?
tldr: malbolge wimpmode
It appears to be Dis thing right here.
Apparently it’s a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.
PHP has got a lot of new features in the language that makes it a little bit like c# now, so it’s not that bad anymore :P
C# is crap though. Well IMO anyways.
C# is pretty much my fav
If you’re doing almost any language for a while it vecomes easy and smooth. In your opinion.
C# is not horrendous but it lacks so many things like header files.
I would hate to have header files with separate / duplicate declarations.
If I want an interface I’ll create an interface type.
What about:
Class A{ /* declarations */ };
A a; <= doesn’t instantiate a class!
And just put a “a.cs” file somewhere and it’ll pollute the global namespace magically.
And on and on.
A FOSS language would have evolved, microsoft just doesn’t care.
But I guess it’s your fav language so you won’t take any criticism right?
But I guess it’s your fav language so you won’t take any criticism right?
If that’s your take I’ll just leave it at that.
Busted 😁
Replace maybe C++ with Haskell.
Or Rust
Stop comparing programming languages
Python is VERSATILE
JavaScript is POWERFUL
Ruby is ELEGANT
C is ESSENTIAL
C++
Java is ROBUST
Out of all the programming languages, C++ is definitely one of them.
Some of those color choices were chaotic evil too
i didnt make the template
Python should be one of the chaotics.
You can even dynamically create global variables in there.Most overrated language imho.
Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯
or return values for properties that don’t exist, and only get created on access!
I love python.
It’s like having a PHP webserver inside a class
Pythons chaotic evil
No, true neutral
I’d put it in the lawful category. 4 space indentation and other strict formatting requirements chaffs me to no end, just like a hard-ass teacher requiring name and student number in some specific and strict format at the top of a page.
At no point should C++ be considered “lawful” or “good”. Haskell would be the best.
Haskell would be the best.
lisp wants some words with you about that
I wouldn’t call lisp “lawful”.
Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.
That’s when you have to comply with decades of backwards compatibility.
I would have put Perl as lawful evil, Brainfuck as Chaotic Evil and maybe ASM should have been Neutral Evil
I feel like malbolge is a much better fit for chaotic evil than brain fuck is but I agree with the rest
To be fair I’d not heard of Malbolge so whatever.
I would have put assembly as true neutral
Guess I’m lawful neutral.
Vb.net us fun. It’s like c# but with alternate words.
i still hate both and all of .net framework yeah, even vscode
VSCode was literally the IDE Microsoft created for working on everything but .NET framework, and it is built on Electron, it has nothing to do with .NET.
PHP has weird decisions but in the end it’s a good back end
I think the front and back end of PHP are pretty similar. They are both the same letter
Pafter all.
I haven’t used PHP in a while (10+years) but I didn’t think it was that frustrating as its reputation seems to imply today. I remember their docs all had examples and I found that pretty useful.
It can be pretty frustrating when dealing with old code bases. However its introducing a lot of really great features, so if you’ve got the time to either start a new project or rewrite with the more modern features you’ll be fine.
For what I remember, it was just a normal interpreted language but you had to put “$” everywhere.
🤑
C++, lawful good
Ah, template code.
Template-C++ is not C++ after all /s
Someday the concepts will come and fix all of this. It has been foretold.
Concepts are already here - (as of now) they fix a subset of this, and errors messages can still be extremely long.
They’re less like “here’s every single template parameter of the involved types” and more like “this template thingy has many specializations with different constraints, here’s a list of all of them and why none of them are satisfied with your parameters”
tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here
Hi ops Dad
That I’ll call chaotic evil
Not evil by itself, but if you want to obfuscate C++20 code you can get REALLY creative…
Depends on how much you hate yourself
