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AI will not replace software engineers, exhibit fuck knows how many.
What cracks me up is that he is not technical so it takes him longer than usual to figure it out :D :D :D :D
Listen you can whine about tech or you can start building with it.
And by building, I mean telling it what it should do.
And by telling it what it should do, I mean typing out what you want.
And by telling it what you want, I mean explaining a crypto bro idea in a rant to Chat GPT.
I mean he’s not technical but I’m sure he’s really nailed this one.
F around and find out
This cannot be NOT satire, come on. It’s too fucking funny
I don’t think it’s satire. Miami has become a mecca for crypto bros and “tech” fraudsters.
Lol. When I retire, I’m going to change all my job titles on social media to “entrepreneur” just to fuck with my friends.
Why do those fish always pose with some dude holding them?
He probably paid some fishing tourist shop to get him to just the right place so he could hook it and pull it in. That pic cost him money, and it’s really important to him.
It’s a child, that fish just wants to look bigger
Ever watched a fish stand up?
They need to be held.
There’s like 2 people who will get the reference, but fuck it, here it comes.
I don’t get it.
Some blobfish meme short thing?
It’s from a game called Dwarf Fortress - where you play in a simulated world trying to keep your dwarves alive.
They get bored of eating the same food, so with farming and hunting there’s also fishing.
In the past, carps were added with some default settings, which made them overpowered. They would wipe entire squads of Dwarves that would approach any body of water with a carp in them.
(They were nerfed later on.)
The game has a very complex fighting system, so when creatures fight, sometimes they fall down, after a big hit with a hammer, or getting knocked unconscious. If they are not fatally wounded, they will get back up. There’s a lot of actions that happen inside the game, but not always in the ‘correct’ context, as the game is still in development.
And somewhere on the internet, there was a screenshot with combat log showing:
The Carp attacks the Miner but She jumps away! The Carp stands up.
So carps were already a challenge, and then you read they can stand up!? Imagine the terror of an army of strong beasts marching down to your fort from a nearby river.
There were many bugs in the game, if you like rabbitholes, this is a good one.
Thank you for this gem.
There’s dozens of us!
It does not have nerves, yet it feels pain. It does not have a mouth, yet it must scream. And until recently: death only made it so so much stronger!
Don’t we all really?
Can I get this emotion bottled? I want to experience it at full strength later
I want it powdered so I can snort it.
Just hold your phone over it. You’ll feel a tingly sensation in your intestines, but be not afraid, you just got the emotion bottled.
Get some
I wonder if the website did the thing where it lists their big customers like a trophy cabinet on the main landing page.
It would probably make a good list of places to sell snake oil
Also love that this is all evidence to back up the premise that building the happy path of an application is generally easy, one of the main skills in software engineering is ensuring the unhappy paths are covered sufficiently. I can say I’ve started a bank and keep people’s money in my wardrobe, I’ll be providing the service of holding their money—I’ll also probably get robbed sharpish because I’m not skilled in the kind of security needed to avoid that.
Any “customers” landed are going to be friends and family, if not just outright fakes invented by leo.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I’ve always appreciated the feature of AI coding tools, where they confidently tell you they’ve done something completely wrong. Then if you call them on it, they super-confidently say: “Of course, here’s what needs to be done…”
Then proceed to do something even worse.
Or when you say there’s something wrong and the new version is just the same with comments
Yes. I love the confidently incorrect additional comments explaining in detail how the incorrect code works.
Though I’m usually pretty angry at that point, it is also pretty funny.
ChatGPT would not let me call it “you doofus” when I point outed it had done that repeatedly. For “policy violations”.
Because if I choose squirrel everytime I’ll never get anything done.
Yeah but you would have a lot of nuts!
If I were
leojr94, I’d be mad as hell about this impersonator doling the good name ofleojr94—most users probably don’t even notice the underscore.His first mistake is to call it AI.
Lol, I’m surprised it only took two days.
I’m surprised it took two whole days :p
2 days for him to realize something wrong
Imagine needing to understand a thing to build something. /s
Just speak the incantation of motive energy and light the incense to soothe the machine spirit.
Well… 2 years from now vibe coding will be default.
