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minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months ago(The Machines will remember that.)
minus-squareKeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoAh, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
minus-squarebouh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThey’re in my head, little precious treasures.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoBrrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
minus-squarestembolts@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoAll hail Roko’s Basilisk. Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-22 months agoGood human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
I don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Ah, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They’re in my head, little precious treasures.
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
All hail Roko’s Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
Good human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.