Underwater
By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.
Blocked and reported for putting that disgusting image in my head! Ok jk but I think you win the thread
…not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell
I was going to say “rolled up, crust to tip” but I’m curious what people think about my preferred way. I get all veggies on one pizza, all the meats on another, and combine them into a sandwich. Is that wrong?
You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.
Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.
i gotta try that
slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson
sucking like a Dyson
What, immediately block up, stop working then lots of bits just randomly break off you?
This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole
I refuse to believe that was anything other than rage bait, like every Chef Club video.
Sure, probably. Still qualifies though, right?
Oh for sure, I just refuse to believe I’m living in a world where people put pizza in a blender for anything other than rage bait or dealing with a wired jaw and a pizza craving, haha.
What about that but as a sausage?
Here we go!
Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.
Pizza Slurry Enema
nice band name
Or Jackass stunt
ITT: there is evil in all of us.
rolling it up starting from the crust like it was a croissant and then taking a bite, not from the end, but from the side
OR
not cut into slices, you tear out the center and slip your head through so it sits around your collar, then lift it to take bites periodically like a candy necklace
With a spoon
Close second would be chopsticks.
Close second would be chopsticks.
My brother eats pizza with chopsticks
(For context: my family was all born in China)
How does that even work?
well, we chinese undergo intense shaolin finger strength training at a young age, and so we all can pick up heavy objects up to 1kg with our chopsticks.
Very well, thanks for asking.
Concentric slices.
One really long spiral slice.
Turn it into a curry.
Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that’s fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.
After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it’s very dim. “Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is.” Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, “Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went.” Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. “More for me then!” Eat the whole thing.
Instant legend.
What the fuck did I just read? You want to eat a piss soaked pizza?
What is the worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza?
Yes, it answers the question but the phrasing made it sound like you actually want to do it…
I was just following the writing prompt ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’ll take your comment to mean I done did good :D
