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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 months ago

    Oh, I KISS all the time!

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

  • joe@lemmy.today
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    2 months ago

    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

    • mirshafie@europe.pub
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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Docker…

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2 months ago

    touch grass

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    1 month ago

    That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

  • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

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    It goes WAY back.

    The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. …about LM-CM docking, of course.

    You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Zip, unzip it.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…

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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

    • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

  • Aniki@feddit.org
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    2 months ago

    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    Wait till you get into game development. You’ll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

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    cherry-pick the tip

    git reset --hard HEAD

    and on and on

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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
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      finger

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        unzip

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          root

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    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    We used to finger our users too.

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

      • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social
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        Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting rlogin

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns

        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/decades-old-finger-protocol-abused-in-clickfix-malware-attacks/

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