Not my meme obvs but it’s been suddenly happening to me again
“What about it?”
“ThErE’s ToO MuCh In YoU, gEt Up AnD PeE.”
And when/if you get 50+ you’ll be doing it drain out
Diabetes
Wah’er
Not sure if diabetes or histamine attack. Time suggests anon is eating too much histamine
Om nom nom
Every once in a great while I’ll suddenly awaken to violent, parched coughing from dehydration. It’s no fun at all, so I try not to go to sleep thirsty.
How’s the humidity in your home?
all my problems of suddenly waking up in the middle of the night to drink a whole glass of water and splash my face in the sink were solved when i got a humidifier
r u a plant?
yes
I shall speak kindly to you, provide CO2 and watch you thrive.
I used to get insatiable thirst in the middle of the night. Then I got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and got my blood sugar under control and it doesn’t happen so much anymore.
Turk from Scrubs taught me this.
If you are getting super dehydrated overnight you might be diabetic, might want to get checked.
(Thats how I found out I was diabetic… that and the leg/foot cramps.)
A guy I studied with had a gene defect that prevented his body from producing proper amounts of antidiuretic hormone. He had to literally set his alarm at night to wake up to hydrate.
What’s going on, we can make it three days without water but not a single night?!
Your body retains water through the kidneys. Antidiuretic hormone (or vasopressin) is what tells your kidneys to hold onto water instead of discarding it into the bladder. Which is why you feel parched after a night out drinking, ethanol hinders the production of ADH. Multiply that by 25 and you have the poor dude.
Me: in or out?
Yes
Oil change
wodder
Isn’t everyone’s subconscious from Philly?
wooder
And then I chug a bunch of water so my body will let me sleep. And then about an hour before I have to wake up my body is like “PEE TIME”
Who invented this system? It sucks.
Some days ago I downed about 700ml of tea and then again a 500ml cup of water. Woke up at 6am (alarm was set to 7am that day) and of course my roommate had the early shift and was getting ready in the god damn bathroom.
I resigned and hoped sleeping through would let me endure the call of nature.
Luckily it did. But she questioned me how I wasnt there anymore after she was done.
Reminds me of this part in The Simpsons Guy:
Meg: I matter.
Lisa: Louder!
Meg: I MATTER!!!
Peter: Shut up Meg, you don’t matter!
Your unconscious brain long to be back in the ocean
Could be your body needs the water to flush out the trash in your brain while you sleep and runs out before its done
