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Kinda sucks here ngl, but Europe is SO small. Like that high school graduate who came back from gap year to a high school party saying he traveled “all over Europe” just to pick up girls. Come on guy, it’s like a metro rail pass and a two weeks time.
Yeah, it sucks in the US but we only have to deal with OUR idiots, we don’t have to deal with our own idiots PLUS a neighbor’s that are crazy unstable. I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s. Just saying.
It’s not small, it’s comfy sized.
Eh 40% of US is parking space tbf.
I can’t spend more that $300 a year on medical bills. Not because that’s what I can afford, but because the rest is 100% covered by the government.
OK… 2 seconds on Google:
- United States: 9.8 million square kilometers.
- Europe: 10.2 million square kilometers.
Do you also need me to search for kilometer?
Europe 44 different countries. USA 1 country.
There is alsorts wrong here. 1, you referred to Europe as one single land mass, not individual countries. 2, you USAians can never make up your minds whether you’re some massively varied culture or not.
Yes but he has a point : you can’t travel in the USA by train, it’s a fucking nightmare. Whereas in EU it’s quite easy and cheap.
Nobody does Lisbon-Tallinn by train either. It would be almost impossible or very expensive.
I’m glad I don’t live in Europe either tbh
in the US
don’t have to deal with (…) neighbors that are crazy unstable
On a scale from Bud Light to Everclear, how drunk are you on American garbage alcohol right now? 🙄
I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s
Fun fact: in 2026 you’re thousands of times more likely to be killed by a bullet from a handgun in the US than by a missile in any other European country than Ukraine.
Just saying that you’re full of shit. Because you obviously are.
I didn’t say anything about Americas bullet problems and I certainly didn’t say anything about ICBM’s which we are ALL in range of. Im saying I’m not waking up tomorrow morning to an anti-missile battery defending me from a hail of dumb fire missiles or long distance drone strikes.
Haven’t had a drink in years, btw.
Haven’t had a drink in years, btw.
It appears that the time you did spend drinking has rendered you permanently fucking stupid then
You seem lovely. I wish you the best, friend.
I mean, you haven’t NOT been in missile range since the 60s, that’s when the Soviets really got their ICBMs online. Don’t need to put missiles in Cuba if they got the range to launch the from home.
We just stopped CAREING about being in range once it got to the point that we couldn’t actually do anything about it
“All over europe” => they flew from barcelona to paris and then went to amsterdam
I don’t think most of Europeans are particularly afraid of being in missile range of anyone but the US, right now.
And the only country that doesn’t really fit in with the EU in terms of overall values at all is Turkey, so not a lot of crazy neighbours around overall.
And, to be honest, if the US had a modern public transport system you could probably visit anywhere worth going in a couple of weeks too.
We could learn a thing or two from Turkey.
I’d imagine the crazy neighbour is russia. I think they qualify, and the country is in europe.
What’s funny to me is that russia also borders the US. It’s not a land border, but the gap isn’t exactly huge.
Europe is SO small
Depends on what you count as Europe. If you include Turkey, Caucasus and/or the western part of Russia, it is fucking huge (~7500 km drive from Vorkuta to Cabo da Roca). Even if you only count EU countries, it’s still not that small (~5000 km drive north-to-south). And it’s also way denser than the US so there’s more to see overall, you can’t even explore any single country comprehensively in two weeks time (apart from microstates, of course)
But you have the worst idiots, liberal.
I hate it to break it to you, but buddy, you are the neighbours that are crazy unstable. Your people shoot each other in the face constantly.
And Trump absolutely does have access to missiles he very well might be pointing at you ass at some point.
You and agree with each other. You aren’t telling me anything I don’t know. What I’m saying is WE have to deal with our own idiots. We don’t have insane neighbors willing to double down on the aggression less than a few hundred miles away. A few hundred miles could be a weekend drive to see family in the US.
Yeah that’s really speaking to you being american. Not only is Europe as big as the US, it is spread out much more and not a square.
Living in the imperial core sucks because we are responsible for how the world is cooked. And the ignorant buffons pretending we are the good guys. Apart from that conditions are far too good for most of us.
I feel like USA is a great place to live.
If you are a billionaire.It’s great even if you’re a several hundred thousand-aire. The rest of us suffer.
how does it feel knowing that you’re in the top 10% of wealth in the planet’s population? lol
Huh? I don’t make that much money
It’s nicer to live in the US than in a country the US has decided to re-colonize
I am grateful to live in the USA. My life is great. I fish, I camp, I BBQ, I have a stable career (that at least pays my bills if nothing else).
If you stop living on social media and feeding yourself outrage constantly it’s pretty damn great actually. I have never even SEEN and ICE agent and I live in a hot spot 😆
You probably don’t understand German (well, even if you do, possibly won’t help you either). A pity, this song is a perfect fit of exactly that kind of person your comment describes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDeFYKmgePQ
As it happens, Austrians do know quite a bit about this kind of people. You may or may not guess why.
Yeah we all know you enjoy existing by leeching off the labor of the third world in your settler colonial genocide state. It is going to be hilarious when you lose the ability to project power in the near future.
hoes mad🦅
Just do it already, what are they waiting for?
Promises, promises, promises, never delivers.
I’m sure universal health care is great where you live.
USA is the only nation that matters on this planet and probably in the universe.
Every time you eat a pizza, listen to Led Zeppelin or go to church on a Sunday remember that America invented it.
I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t immediately register the joke. But at least from the slew of down votes I can tell I’m not alone in being a little bit dumb 😅
Led Zeppelin? boomer detected!
Nah your thinking about Lightbulb Zeppelin. Of course it’s not as new as OLED Zeppelin.
Nah you’re thinking of Organic Light Orchestra
You must be thinking of Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark
Actually, you’re thinking of the charge of the light brigade, a military action best known for being the inspiration for a poem that in turn inspired a classic Iron Maiden banger
Good to know who to balme, if I’m ever going to be forced to go to the church on a Sunday.
But Led Zeppelin are European
Unlike pizza and Christianity.
You almost had me!..
Uh I mean, 'Murica, fuck yeah!!
It’s hilarious that there are people from the US who would think that you’re serious.
Just recently I followed a discussion where multiple Americans thought ‘we are the champions’ is an American song and obviously about America.
There are USAians that would say what they’ve said seriously.
It still fucks me up when I remember led zeppelin is British. Just the sound of them makes me picture some dude with a Camaro pregaming a Budweiser in the parking lot.
a camaro from the 1980’s and with a mullet haircut. lol
What if I live in the UK? It’s pretty fucking shit here, too. Only real positive is that the Green Party are absolutely surging now. I’ve been Green for years, but I think I chose the best year to finally try and become a councillor. I live in hope that there are enough people left in this country with enough sense to vote someone in who actually gives a crap about fixing some of our problems, and not creating potential global wars…
If you live in the UK you are basically connected at the hip with us.
Annoyingly reform are going to eat the crap out the biggot vote
unfortunately, even if we don’t live in the US, the consequences of their stupid decisions affect all of us
Unfortunately that shithole country’s actions have massive consequences for rest of the world.
that’s part of why it’s a shithole
Me but not in Dubai
you don’t live in the USA yet
it’s coming for you
Yea kiddo, sure, go sleep and we talk in the morning!
The US killed leftist politicians when we misbehaved
Recently they also kidnapped a president and his wife, illegality and violence aside they now live in the US which is the worst punishment they could come up with
From Canada, this sounds especially ominous. We don’t have enough of a human population to fend off 300M Americans, so I think we need to focus our efforts on grizzly bear and wolf breeding programs.
Okay, but hear me out:
Alligator-mounted velociraptors
There are T-Rex skeletons in Drumheller. According to Jurassic Park, if we mix their DNA with that of an amphibian, it’s a sure shot
Nah, you don’t need to fend off 300M Americans, ‘only’ 60% of it, the other 40% will side with Trump even if he would literally and personally torch their houses lol.
40% of their crazies is 120M, compared to our total population of 40M (and let’s assume about 2-4M of ours are Maple MAGAs.
Even if they have 180M who would see our side of things, that group has had enough trouble within their own borders, so we can’t rely on them to solve our problems.
I’m from Spain 🖕 😌 🖕 🇺🇸
We’re all living in America!
America! America!
Coca-cola, sometimes war
sometimes war
Sometimes?!
In the grim dark of the far early 21st century, there is only war.
Coca Cola, Wonderbra!
Amerika ist wunderbar!
Coca Cola, sometimes war.
It’s better to live in any other country, as long as it’s not America with its stupid president.
Depends on where you live, tbf. I’m living in a worse shithole where I can’t get out.
