Nobody wants to be like those “special needs” users.

And what does it have to do with smartphones? You think that “social media” is “antisocial”? Well, then write it as “ban social media”. Be precise with formulations.

Smartphones make us more social, allowing us to reach each other ad hoc, not just by planning the meeting for a week. They makes us more free by providing helping tools like GPS and similar. They make us happier by helping to kill time while standing in the line or riding on the bus.

You’re doing something wrong.

Fuck WinRAR.

You prefer eating lilo?

apps that are so slick, I thought Google made them

All Google’s own programs have crazy illogical and ugly GUI. Well, all that I have seen. Who knows, maybe they have some daemon with closed stdin/stdout that doesn’t look like a dead opossum.

It’s important propaganda-wise, because

Exactly

copying is sometimes too morally very similar to a robbery

Never. Robbery involves violence plus moving something of value from the victim to the robber. Your moral compass is broken already by the propaganda you mentioned earlier.

You may think that copying is “bad” in some cases but it never “armed violent values extortion” bad. Never.

It depends.

It doesn’t :)

Piracy is a sea ship attack. “Unauthorized copying” is the term you seek. Copying doesn’t involve attacks, killing, or even robbing, but piracy – does. And no, it isn’t just some terminology casus. Law strictly differentiate killing, raping, robbing and unauthorized copying.

No, I don’t talk stupid shit. It is important.

corrected.

Your approach is commendable. Take this: 🏅

“Piracy” isn’t piracy.

$900

$90.0 is good. $150 is… well, I might consider. $900 isn’t even funny.

nul.NUL.NOOOOOOL!!!

English doesn’t have this word? Read it as a “standard unit”.

Because usually they use the super fat flavor of Java. Jabba Fatt tier of lardiness Java.

Perl is disappointing too. I always considered it as an etalon shit-script.

Rotate your phone 180 degrees.

Features:

1. Some small back-incompatibilities to irritate devs.
2. Moving menues around to irritate users.
3. More logs to spy on users.
4. More lags and freezes to stimulate upgrades.
5. Some evil shit for the sake of evil.
6. New wallpapers.
7. Some AI shit nobody asked for.
8. … More shit…
9. Even more shit…

Teacher, leave the kids alone!

So… Lying in the box waiting for the death?

… ubuntu. New day – new phraseologism.