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Why on earth do Americans call a single bed ‘twin’?
Because you can put two in a room.
Alaska kings sleep with 3 women.
That’s two dudes and two women.
Alaska kings are open-minded.
But why are they all touching themselves?
Ecstasy kicking in.
Where would one get one of those group sex mattresses? Asking for a friend.
I’ve slept three to a king comfortably. Only downside is it gets very hot. Yes, both of those statements are double entendres.