sudo make-me-a-sandwich-cookie

German laundry detergent

I decompiled the kernel

A highbrow snack, requiring additional privileges to eat

Free = libre, not gratis

Comic Sans, not FOSS, call Richard Stallman

#!/bin/bash

if [[ $EUID -ne 0 ]]; then
   sudo "$0" "$@"
   exit $?
fi

for i in {1..10}; do
    echo "Eating ... $i"
    eat
done

Hecking naraya. I didn’t know they were making other products. The Naraya Soya drink advertised to be free/gratis in that top-left tastes terrible though 🤣 it tastes mostly water 😭

Perfect to go with GNU

I eat Arch btw.

Also what kind of distro is “chocolate cream”?

Is there a picture of the package on the package? It’s virtualized.

| intestines >> poo.log

Uh, ACKUALLY, these should be called GNU/Linux because without the Global Nutrition United’s packaging, these cookies would impossible to ship on there own

i’m on a diet, i’ll just take the crackers

sudo eat | grep -v "Chocolate Cream"

If you distribute Linux crackers then you need to provide not just the list of ingredients but also the recipe used to make them.